PURE BS.
But, no BS.
Sometimes, life is full of sh*t.
Take this picture of Jose, for example. It’s not really us. It’s just some pretty photo that came with the place. Kind of like happy family pictures when you buy photo frames.
Except life isn’t always portrait perfect.

HELLO.
NICE TO
MEET YOU.
Yes, this is a legitimate website. BS are our initials, but there’s no bull.
I’m Mike. He’s Brad. Together, we are… MB? BM? Hmm. I don’t want to be about bowel movements.
Thank goodness for last names.
But, yes, we are real people. Standing on an imaginary soap box. Writing about BS among other things.
I DON'T GET IT.
WHAT'S THIS WEBSITE ABOUT?
Surviving the sh*t that life throws at you. And, hoodies.
We both have fascinating origin stories, but this site isn’t really about comparing pain or commiserating about who has it worse.
This site is about getting better. Better than you were the day before.
- Better emotionally
- Better financially
- Better socially
What makes us qualified to write about this stuff? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
WE MAKE
HOODIES.
Custom hooded sweatshirts. It’s what we do. Your logo, your style, your choice. Zipper? No zipper? Front pockets? No pockets? No problem. You’ve got options!
Want your logo on the front, with a stylized version on the sleeve and your brand on the back right shoulder? Come talk to us.
From volleyball hoodies to summer camp, we’ve got you covered. You win on the court. Now wear your pride through the streets, hallways and driveways.
We can take your logo and come up with a new stylized version for your business, sport, club, or summer camp.
Join the hoodie revolution at ottawahoodies.com . We live in Ottawa, Canada and ship worldwide.
WE DESIGN STUFF.
WE ALSO LIKE TO TALK.
We make websites look pretty and posters look spiffy.
We like talking in front of large groups of people about nothing and everything.
We work with people about their ideas and dreams.
We help make the world a better place. Literally, and figuratively.
In short, we’re full of BS, with no BS at all.
LET'S GET
TOGETHER.
Hit us up if you want to talk about your next project or if you just want to chat.
LIFE.
IN A NUTSHELL.
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